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Dave Pigeon: How to Deal with Bad Cats and Keep (Most of) Your Feathers
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- If you can read this, you obviously understand Pigeonese.
- As if a cat would be smart enough to learn Pigeonese).
- WINNER of the Greenhouse Funny Prize; SHORTLISTED for the Sainsbury's Book Award and numerous regional awards, this hilarious series is adored by its readers!
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This must mean if you are a cat and you are able to read this, you have taken a pigeon hostage so that you can trick them into translating the Pigeonese words into Meow.
My book contains TOP SECRET ideas that are NONE of a cat's business.
As if a cat would be smart enough to learn Pigeonese).
Yoto Says: Dave Pigeon is writing a book on how he defeated Mean Cat in order to help fellow pigeons everywhere.
WINNER of the Greenhouse Funny Prize; SHORTLISTED for the Sainsbury's Book Award and numerous regional awards, this hilarious series is adored by its readers!
If you can read this, you obviously understand Pigeonese.
You may read my book.
If you're a cat and you've learnt Pigeonese.
I demand you release the hostage pigeon now.
If you're a cat and you've learnt Pigeonese .
Cats beware!
You may read my book.
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