Father Christmas Needs a Wee

Bernard Cribbins brings to life the excruciating dilemma that Santa faces every Christmas Eve.

Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do about it?

Yoto Says: Even Father Christmas needs a wee, with all those drinks and treats on Christmas eve!

A silly seasonal favourite!

On Christmas Eve, every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas.

There's a long time to wait before he can get home and when he finally does, he's lost his house key!

A hilarious take on a dilemma that every toddler will identify with.

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